[van-discuss] Fw: [vancouver-activist] a little laff.. and an enormous gaffe

[Paul Browning]

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From: symphoricarpus 
To: vancouver-activist at yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Monday, December 22, 2003 12:15 PM
Subject: [vancouver-activist] a little laff.. and an enormous gaffe


Amusing article sent by a friend:

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Subject: Expanding the hunt for terrorists!

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual, later discovered
to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a
flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, 
and a calculator. Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is 
a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with 
carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed. They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in 
a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, 
with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently 
referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common 
denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in 
every country.

As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 
sides to every angle, and if God had wanted us to have better weapons 
of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.
Therefore, I'm extremely grateful that our government has given us a
sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are 
so willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. These statistic
bastards love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence. Under the
circumferences, it's time we differentiated their root, made our 
point, and drew the line.

Remember, these weapons of math instruction have the potential to
decimal everything in their math on a scale never before seen unless 
we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random 
facts of vertex. As our Great Leader would say, "Read my ellipse." 
Here is one principle he is uncertainty of---though they continue to 
multiply, their days are numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten 
around their necks.

also go to Google, type in "miserable failure" and hit the "I'm 
feeling lucky" button.. i think it's the miserable part that gets you 
there.. not sure how it connects to this particular u s gov. site... 
watchout it's google afteral..eS

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The http://www.google.ca/ trick is the capper!

SS




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