[van-discuss] -Asper champions press freedom

[GlobalBS]

For Immediate Release: Oct 18, 2002

IZZY ASPER CHAMPIONS PRESS FREEDOM ON GLOBALBS.COM

On Media Democracy Day, CanWest GlobalBS sugar-daddy Izzy Asper revealed 
his new role as a fearless freedom fighter in the war on censorship, 
exclusively online at <http://GlobalBS.com>. Sporting a chic Che chapeau 
and fab fatigues, the corpulent former-captain of industry unveiled the 
Asper Foundation for Press Freedom.

"Freedom of the press is under attack from self-appointed censors who 
want to tell us what we can say, who we can hire and fire, and how many 
news outlets we can own" said the CanWest chief string-puller emeritas.

For the aging Asper, the foundation is an opportunity to give back to the 
community and build an enduring legacy beyond being the undisputed 
Canadian King of imported Trash-TV. 

"I hope my foundation can play some small part in liberating oppressed 
media moguls from the yoke of politically correct tyranny imposed by 
socialist tinkerers and tinpot totalitarian do-gooders," said Asper with 
characteristic humility.

Another top story on the <http://GlobalBS.com> internet parody portal 
uncovers the trail of the 21st hijacker which leads right into the Prime 
Minister's Office. Also, the BC Liberals solve the healthcare 
communications crisis by releasing a new and improved version of their 
controversial television ad campaign. 

<http://GlobalBS.com> is a canada.con comic convergence of Global media 
parody, BC political satire and lickspittle Liberal lampoon that 
dynamically downsizes the priapic pro-corporate agenda of CanWest Global 
and Canadian political elites.

Visit the GlobalBS site at <http://GlobalBS.com> - the site is updated 
weekly and contains dozens of satirical news stories for your perusing 
pleasure.

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