[van-announce] Ye Cycling Pirates!

[Critical Mass Vancouver]

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Yo Ho Ho Ye Cycling Pirates!

    'Tis the Bike Month a Comin'

	Alwso known as the June Moon Cycle

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	So I shall tell ye now the long and the short of it: This Friday it will be six and twenty days of May (May 26th) as we here know it to be the last friday of the month cycle. So then it shall be a pirate Critical Mass this month only. We Ride for one and all to join in to or walk the plank (just don't drive a car there!)

	We shall Meet on the "X" spot at the Vancouver Art Gallery Downtown, between the two lions at Georgia Street. We shall parley there around 5pm I say but I reckon we won't be leaving until 6pm on that eve. We hope to ride to Cape of Good Pedalling, where the Car-Free Island that we will create by riding together gives us the bounty of safe and comfortable cycling.

	Come as ye will, festooned in pirate gear for all to see, bring flute or drum or any noisey thing you can carry to inspire the imagination. Not just bicycles but all those who sail under their own wind are welcome, skateboards, wheelchairs, rollerskates etc. We set out at 6 PM sharp rain or shine so ye best come prepaared!

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		- Remember, We Don't Block Traffick
			For, We ARRRRR Traffick!!!


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Shiver Me Timbers, There is more:

            Midnight Mass Night Craawl 2nd
           and 4th Thursday Night of Each Month
          Meet at Grandview Park on Commercial Drive
        At the Hour of 11:45 P.M. This group shall
          then leave the park at 12 o'clock Sharp.
               http://midnight-mass.blogspot.com/

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             Blustering Barnicles it's FestEVIL!
            Open Transnational Improvised Noize Fest ARRR
           {I really don't know what that is} at thee Vancouver
          Public Library & everywhere else too-th. Juneth 6th
            2006th, 6:06:06 pm calling all noizicians & bikers &
              devil-may-caretakers. Quiet giants welcome.
                   http://vanfestevil.blogspot.com

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                   Nude Buck-aneers: June 10th, 2006 cities across all
                 Oceans will experience the neked joy of the worlds largest
                naked protest against oil dependency and car culture in the
                  history of 'umanity. Stop indecent exposure to automobile
                     emissions. Naked Pirate Power!
                         http://www.worldnakedbikeride.org/
                              That very same night the true
                                    June Moon Cycle Electric Moon Bananas?
                                 Saturday nearest full moon, June 10th, Meet
                                  at union and hawks, between 10 and 11 pm.
                                   http://www.electricmoonbananas.ca/

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                                  June 'tis Bike Month!
                      Lots of Stuff tew dew! Buckets o' Booty?
                    http://calendar.best.bc.ca/ Especially don't
                   yew ferget thee Splendiferous Commercial Drive
                    Car-Free Festival June 18th, Fathers Day
                       http://commercialdrivefestival.org/



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                         and the Critical Mass in June is the
                        2000+6 Wheels Massive. Prepare now and
                       bring everyone you know to make this the
                             BIGGEST RIDE EVER june30

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