[Shadow_Group] Mark Morford: SpongeBob, Evil Gay Heathen

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===== Mark Morford's Notes & Errata ===== 
SFGate.com - January 26, 2005 

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SpongeBob, Evil Gay Heathen
How sad to be a right-wing Christian in a world full of homo cartoons and scary nipples
By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist 
 

And oh my God, you think, how these people's lives must be one screaming firehouse of inexorable, nipple-torquing, kidney-stabbing pain. I mean, really. 
Because then you read about how James Dobson, the cute little founder of the cute little ultraconservative rabidly backward happily neo-homophobic Focus on the Family, actually stood up and proclaimed, to the media, to the world, with a straight face, with no sense of irony or shuddering humiliation or an overpowering sense that he was, in fact, contributing quite nicely to the overall violent oatmealy ignorance of the planet, came right out and announced that the wildly popular and much-loved SpongeBob Squarepants cartoon character is, actually and truly, probably gay. 
And therefore, of course, SpongeBob is a dire threat to all childrenkind and must be avoided at all costs lest the wee ones watch the cartoons and become overwhelmed with a mad desire to wax their chests and buy a new Miata and drink cocktails made with lemonade. More or less. 
And why? Why is the adorable yellow sea sponge suddenly considered to be contributing to the mental and spiritual and genital degradation of millions of innocent children? Because he's a hyperactive none-too-bright short-attention-spanned spazzball of lovable non-sequiturial nonsense who induces rabid devotion among children and gay men and straight adults alike? Why, no. Not quite .... 
(click here to read the rest) 
(Full URL: http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2005/01/26/notes012605.DTL&nl=fix ) 

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