[Shadow_Group] Fw: SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH?

[Shadow Spook]

Sorry, I could not resist this is priceless.


SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH?



       Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to
the call.

       The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked
Kathleen,

       a 3-year-old  girl, to hold a flashlight high over her
mommy so

      he could see while  he  helped  deliver the baby.

      Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

       The mommy pushed and pushed, and after a little while
Conner was

       born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on

       his bottom. Conner began to cry.

      The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
the

     wide-eyed  3-year-old what she thought about what she had

      just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't
have crawled in there

      in the first  place; smack his ass again!"




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