[Shadow_Group] Fw: (Redneck) State Mottos

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              State Mottos

              (okay, some of these are a little insulting. I know.) 

              Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity 

              Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 

              Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 

              Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything 

              California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda 

              Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother 

              Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet 

              Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water 

              Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids 

              Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism 

              Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave 
              Your Money) 

              Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure 
              Are Real Good 

              Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" 

              Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 

              Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn 

              Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States 

              Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names 

              Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign 

              Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 

              Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 

              Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) 

              Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians 

              Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes 

              Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State 

              Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work 

              Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very 
              Little Else 

              Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest 

              Nevada: Whores and Poker! 

              New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone 

              New Jersey: You Want A ## $ %##! Motto? I Got Yer ## $ %##! Motto Right Here! 

              New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets 

              New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ... 

              North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable 

              North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! 

              Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan 

              Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing 

              Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner 

              Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal 

              Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island 

              South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender 

              South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota 

              Tennessee: The Educashun State 

              Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) 

              Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus 

              Vermont: Yep 

              Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 

              Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! 

              Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? 

              West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really! 

              Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese 

              Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!! 




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              Rednek Dave 
              Address: Truck Stop #77, Dumpster #11, Moonshine Alberta, Phone: usE dA CB radio, Fax: Yell Louder 

              I sppurt publikk edjucayshun!!!


             
       




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