[Shadow_Group] Please Read and Pass It To the South

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From: Corey Welch

 Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to
 leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of
 our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are
 states we want to keep. And now what do we get? 

We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite?

 How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? 
The Authentic America. Really?
 Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers
you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they
 meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your automatic
 weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the
first half of the fucking sentence?

 Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries
were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York?
 Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here
 in our backyard?  No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell
and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves
 and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those
 fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And
 it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus
together and broken off from New York a little earlier.

 Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you
are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred
years" dickheads. Fuck off.  Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners
 being fucking arrogant?  What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe
 horsies? I don't think so.  Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what
it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't
 paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

 All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to
 you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority
 electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time
 Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to,
 but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep
it, it¹s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

 The next dickwad who says, "It¹s your money, not the government's money"
is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most
federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That¹s
 right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that
 receive the least and pay the most? It¹s too easy, asshole, they¹re blue
 states.
 It¹s not your money, assholes, it¹s fucking our money. What was that Real
 American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for
 self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

 Let¹s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern
 values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you
 fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you
 think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can
 you guess? It¹s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay
 marriage universe. Yes, that¹s right, the state you love to tie around the
 neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate
in the fucking nation. Think that¹s just some aberration?

 How about this: nine of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue
states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And
 where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top
10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the
 worst, the Bible belt is doing its fucking part. But two guys making out
is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it
 pretty well on your own, you little bastards.  Oh, but that's ok because
you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear
 about it every goddamn year at election time.

 Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and
 then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable
 formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as
 you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm?
 Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy
 erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for
 by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder
rates in the nation? It ain't us  up here in the North, assholes.

 Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-
 tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical
 bullshit and shove it up your ass. And no, you can't have your fucking
 convention in New York next time.
 Fuck off.

 Corey Welch
 Department of Biology
 University of Washington
 Seattle, WA 98185
 206-616-2634
 206-778-6252 (cell)
 cwelch at u.washington.edu






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